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Christmas Eve Poem 2007

It was the night before Christmas

and all through the house

not a creature was stirring

not even a louse

of a Hollywood exec

many ran for cover

and hit the deck

it was a year in Hollywood

that things went askew

writers stopped working

demanding their due

and TV began to look like

deja vu

more reruns

than anyone would like

the entertainment industry

took a hike

because Hollywood's writers

went on strike

TV sets began repeating

more than spicy food

but not before young celebrities

did something rude

several stars

self-destructed

all while their underwear

got abducted

rehab became

a revolving door

for anyone that wanted

to score headlines galore

they only go

when the publicists bugs

Lindsay Lohan went to rehab

to pick up some drugs

it was also the year

Paris Hilton got locked up in the pen

too bad she didn't do

5 to 10

for armed stupidity

and aggravated vapidity

how can one person

be so twity

Keifer Sutherland spent the holidays

sitting in jail

because the judge refused

to give Jack Bauer bail

do you think after all

these trials and tribulations

these stars thanked God

for their life's station

that enabled them the chance

to work at a trade

where they are overcompensated

and overpaid

and that they have

a roof over their heads

when so many homeless

don't even have beds

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