This summer has not been a good one for America's waters. First, there was the BP oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. Then, there was a oil leak in Michigan's lakes. Now comes word fecal matter has polluted the waters off Martha's Vineyard, where U.S. President Obama currently vacations. 

Many are wondering if the President will swim in the feces polluted water, but Obama, being a politician in Washington, should be used to swimming in manure, as they certainly know how to shovel it.