Paris Will Be Popular In Prison

A follow up on my April 17, 2007 article titled Probation Probe Petrifying Paris where I wrote:

"Paris Hilton is reportedly scared of going to the slammer for probation violations. Go figure. She is a lesbian, one would think she'd like that...Paris has been ordered to a probation violation hearing on May 4, 2007. Now she's scared of becoming somebody's girlfriend in jail. However, it is they who should be afraid of the home wrecking sex fiend being locked up with them."

Well, on May 6, 2007 a former inmate warned Paris through the press that there are "lesbian mamas" in jail she needs to beware of during her sentence, which she was ordered to begin by June 5, 2007. Considering all the lesbian pics of Paris kissing women that have been posted to major blogs, she should feel right at home.