Jack Bauer Is Going To Jail

No, The Terrorists Haven't Won...The D.A. Did

You Think He'll Try To Break Out?

October 9. 2007

Jack Bauer is going into a cell...no, not a terrorist cell. A real cell. The kind they put Paris Hilton in (just thought I'd give Paris a nice flashback).

Actor Reefer Kiefer Sutherland, star of the hit TV show "24" has been sentenced to more than 24...days in jail on his fourth DUI. 30 days to be exact. Is he going for 24 DUIs?

Wonder if he'll have a countdown clock in his cell like the one that runs on the show. I hate that clock, because you know it's gonna run out before they wrap up the plot of that episode.

Not to tease him personally, though, as Kiefer is a good actor. Here's hoping he kicks his addiction. Maybe they need to hang a sign under the Hollywood sign that reads: GET A DRIVER!