Britney Spears Seeks To Preserve Her Voice

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May 5. 2009

Britney Spears reaction to a fan jumping on stage and dancing with her. He was later arrested

I read an article today that stated Britney Spears is going to buy an oxygen chamber to preserve her voice and I burst out laughing. I had to double check I wasn’t on a satire website.

That’s like Paris Hilton buying a chastity belt… or awful "Mommy Dearest" Madonna buying a baby from Africa. Oh wait, that nut did do that, didn’t she.

Britney Spears 'Plans To Purchase Oxygen Chamber'

Published Tuesday, 5th May, 2009 at 11:08 AM

Britney Spears will reportedly pull a Michael Jackson by purchasing an oxygen chamber.

The singer has allegedly splashed out £15,000 on the equipment to help save her voice, as she is concerned about the air she is breathing in whilst on her Circus tour...

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